this is the best thing ever

i wouldn't have let you buy me all that.

Ya know, I find girls who are compatible with me, enjoy doing what I do, and are general fun to be around. In turn I like being around them, they like being around me, and I have all the sex I want. Try doing that next time =)

He needs to realize I am sexing his wife.

i love you

hmmm...sure, its just a joke..he didnt really do this, and i agree with the guy who said this is really sad, if someone would actually do this...BUT i hope every woman would read this and think about this, because women do this all the time to men...they dont understand what it feels like. YES i know we dont understand women either...but as Kramer said to Newman..."Hey, I thought we were talking about ME" ive been married many years, and now with my flaming male hormones finally dying down a bit, i can understand her needs more. We men are dolts

this is epic :D

The best thing I've read all day.

Not smarter than her, only wily, but, without any plans to really "win", he loses.

This grandfather makes the purchases, collects the rewards of emotional contentment from her, and gives back every bit, for a life of total joy with MY woman! Clueless men seem to only succeed at losing, and regreting. Sad.

I could care less if the guy actually did this or not. it's freakin hilarious.

Epic nuff said!

This "man" is just recopying an old joke. He didn't do it.

:)) You own!!

LOL...Brilliant

THE GUY IS AWESOMENESS PERSONIFIED!!

Old, the only point of posting 4chan screen shots is for original shit. This is on every crappy joke-a-day website since internets was born. Blurred tit pics, lol.

AWESOME DUDE....PURE AWESOMENESS

This man is an absolute legend! I salute you.

Pow! right in the kisser.

A+ in life.

i love him

somebody give him another man card

so fucking brilliant

THIS MAN IS MY HERO!!